The Trees
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.
There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
Im Gonna Make You Love Me
WHEN THE STORY BEGAN
AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
I LOVE YER MORTAL SIN
YER BRAINS ARE LOCKED AWAY
BUT I LOVE YOUR COMPANY
I ONLY EVER LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU GOT NO MONEY
I GOT NO EMOTIONS FOR ANYBODY ELSE
YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND I'M IN LOVE WITH MY SELF
MY BEAUTIFUL SELF
A NO FEELINGS A NO FEELINGS
A NO FEELINGS
FOR ANYBODY ELSE
HELLO AND GOODBYE IN A RUN AROUND SUE
YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE A PRETTY POT OF GLUE
I KICK YOU IN THE HEAD YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY
GET OUT OF THE WAY 'COS I GOTTA GET AWAY
YOU NEVER REAL